2008-7-22 11:31 AM
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Marriage Humor （婚姻幽默）
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Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
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妻：沒作什麼？你看著我們的結婚證書，足足有一小時了。7\+_nn)@j'AR
Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.')@J9` } C ?
夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。
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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
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妻： 要吃晚餐嗎？8r$]-X7y-zU;E7j8d8} s
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Wife : 'Yes or no.'0B
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妻：要或不要。
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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
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妻：為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡？MK MA:}4f#B
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Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'^Y3x(R{:r
夫：當問題發生時，不管有多困難，我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。9I)m`$^9je;?r
Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'6~
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妻：你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊！
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Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'9Z/i5\^ur
夫：是啊！望著妳的照片我問自己，還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢？7l/u w-[2p7| D {
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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
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女孩：婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾，以減輕你的負擔。.^j:t k ?8o5t
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Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'X+_0ji;n B@
男孩：親愛的，妳真體貼，但我並沒有任何煩惱或困擾。
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Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
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女孩：哦？那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。
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Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'a g*`-M_Kl f.w
子：今早我和爹地一起搭車，他要我讓座給一位女士。8cW!p \;_1Q0M,c o
Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
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母：嗯，你這麼做是對的。
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Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'"jC'h
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子：但是，媽，我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。 w
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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'D&n/qt'f%M+l/j9b G
一位新婚的先生問他太太：如果我父親沒留下巨額財產給我，你會嫁給我嗎？
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'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'.\7T.xM\L~6xb
女人溫柔的答道：親愛的，不管是誰留下財產給你，我都會嫁給你的。
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .
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女孩對著男友說：吻我一下，我就永遠屬於你了。8k?Z$V!R{Bf
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'v+jg
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男孩回道：謝謝您提早警告我。
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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
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妻問夫：你最喜歡我哪一點？我美麗的臉龐，還是我性感的軀體？
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He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'
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他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍，回道：我喜歡你的幽默感。